Ellis (
thisonetime) wrote2012-03-06 09:43 pm
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[The feed comes on, but at first, everything's dark.]
The hell is this?
[Then there's a shot of Ellis's gray eye, and then it pans back out to his face. He's covered in a layer of dirt and various bodily fluids, and beyond that, he's tired and bruised in a few places. The stone ceiling of his barracks room can be seen in the background, and Ellis looks quite perplexed.]
Hello? Anybody out there? This funny little book's talkin' about worlds bein' unmade and records bein' kept and whatnot, but it ain't makin' much sense.
Like, how'm I here if everythin's not made anymore? And hell, you can't unmake shit! My friend Keith tried to unmake a car once, cause he thought it was haunted, but all he got was a broken car and a face full'a burnin' oil. He quit messin' with it after that, mostly 'cause he went blind for like six months. Don't know if it was really haunted or nothin', but I guess anything can happen, after the zombies an' shit...
[Ellis just trails off, then looks around the room. With his free hand, he rubs the space between his shoulder and neck and winces. Getting pounded into the ground by a charger sucks, and he's still aching.
Then, he turns back to the camera and smiles, though it's a little uneasy.]
So, hey, m'name's Ellis. I'm lookin' for Nick, Rochelle, and Coach, if any y'all out there.
[And they had to be, didn't they?]
The hell is this?
[Then there's a shot of Ellis's gray eye, and then it pans back out to his face. He's covered in a layer of dirt and various bodily fluids, and beyond that, he's tired and bruised in a few places. The stone ceiling of his barracks room can be seen in the background, and Ellis looks quite perplexed.]
Hello? Anybody out there? This funny little book's talkin' about worlds bein' unmade and records bein' kept and whatnot, but it ain't makin' much sense.
Like, how'm I here if everythin's not made anymore? And hell, you can't unmake shit! My friend Keith tried to unmake a car once, cause he thought it was haunted, but all he got was a broken car and a face full'a burnin' oil. He quit messin' with it after that, mostly 'cause he went blind for like six months. Don't know if it was really haunted or nothin', but I guess anything can happen, after the zombies an' shit...
[Ellis just trails off, then looks around the room. With his free hand, he rubs the space between his shoulder and neck and winces. Getting pounded into the ground by a charger sucks, and he's still aching.
Then, he turns back to the camera and smiles, though it's a little uneasy.]
So, hey, m'name's Ellis. I'm lookin' for Nick, Rochelle, and Coach, if any y'all out there.
[And they had to be, didn't they?]

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[And, lucky Ellis, his room as a window. He makes his way over and stares on out. First at the sky, then at... well, everything else.]
Looks like real sky t'me.
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Well, shit! How'n the hell'd you go an' do that? M'friend Keith tried flyin' once, off a cliff with a little motor car we built, and a glider thing on top, but he just fell and broke all his bones, never once made it into the sky. Full body cast for a year after that one.
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*Wtf is wrong with this guy.*
No, I didn't have to build anything, I can just fly.
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Are y'all a fairy?
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*A rather unimpressed looking one.*
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Y'all don't look much like a troll! Sure y'ain't a little grey hobgoblin or nothin'?
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[He's never been an authority on trolls or other mythological creatures anyhow.]
So, can all you trolls fly? Y'don't got wings or nothin', do ya?
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No, I'm psychic, I can move things with my mind.
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[Yeah, Ellis is just too excited. ALIENS, TELEPATHS, WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE.]
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I can make your head explode if you annoy me too much.
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[There is only humor in Ellis's voice. Who's worried? Not this guy!]
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